he can't stop pissing.
THE LORE
Nobody knows when it started.
Nobody knows why it's orange.
PISSACHIO has been pissing for as long as anyone can remember.
Doctors couldn't stop it.
Plumbers couldn't stop it.
PISSACHIO doesn't seem concerned.
He just keeps pissing.
TIME PISSING∞
PISS PRODUCEDTOO MUCH
CURRENT STATUSSTILL PISSING
WHY IS HE PISSING?
we don't know.
please stop asking.
GET PISSACHIO
CA
COMING SOON